Tastes Like Bad Marketing

Serious Eats has a mention regarding XEtertainment’s article on dead sodas. I’ve been thinking of orbitz recently and would love to get my hand on a bottle of the stuff. I have no doubt that a syrup filled with cancer balls will kill me, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.

More importantly X-Entertainment has an homage to the greatest drink ever to exist, Hi-C Ecto Cooler. Tasting like orange-erineish and looking like Chernobyl, men have been known to kill over the last remaining drops of this fabled substance. Some say it is the elixir eternal youth, but I say it is to taste God itself. Ummmmmm, cannibalism delicious.